She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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