To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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