i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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