I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
3pm strippers are depressing
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Randomize
