Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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