Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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