i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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