He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
It's not a walk of shame if you run
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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