CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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