Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I want her autograph on my taint
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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