Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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