I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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