I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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