i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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