There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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