dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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