So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
