why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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