Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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