I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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