I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
you inspire me to be a worse person
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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