I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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