Buhtt sex?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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