carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
We smell like vodka and hangover
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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