so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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