Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
