My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
