It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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