yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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