Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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