it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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