I hope mine doesn't look like that
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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