Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Someone shattered a urinal.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
