Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
