I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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