this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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