Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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