He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
You took a bar mat shot.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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