yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
