Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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