I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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