well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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