i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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