I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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