I want to have your abortion
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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