Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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