Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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