you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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