Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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