Its about making memories worth repressing
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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