Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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