She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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