I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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