He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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